queer tease

A hot ass straight dude who likes to show of his muscular body, and brand name underwear around some dorky gay or bicurious guy. He will immediately bring up his girlfriend into the conversation, but still attempt to carry on a "friendly" conversation with the gay guy as if to say "look but don't touch." Like female cock teases, the queer teases' actions are selfish, ego pumping bullshit that expresses contempt for those "lesser" than him, as well as a desire to maintain and perpetuate the status quo by putting the gay "nerd" in his place simply by being better than him, rather than actually calling him out as a nerd.

queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.

gay dude's friend: that jock dude is really friendly with you.

gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.

gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.

gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!

by ungrateful unmanagable dickweed December 14, 2006

Rick tease

A person (usually a male) with a new can of dipping tobacco who neglects to make the socially expected offer to fellow chewers upon entering a group situation, or refuses to share his tobacco with others. Being a Rick tease is widely frowned upon around bonfires, four-wheelers, and 30-racks of Busch Light, especially in Onalaska.

Hooter: "Hey Dirk, y'anna toss me that can?"

Derek: "Nah man, go buy your own can, ya know?"

Hooter: "Quit bein' such a Rick tease, ya'sshole!"

Derek: "Man, you bett'r be thankful y'ain't a Triad, man..."

by JuhCoby25 December 7, 2010

cock-a-tease

a girl who flirts and leads on every guy and cant control herself. May not seem like a bad person, but FLIRTS WITH EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE KNOWS. She will instantly ditch you after a week, the longest, for her next victim. Friends who are girls dont exist, you destroyed them all.

Tara is such a cock-a-tease, do you see her flirting with Justin.. isnt she dating Greg?!

by room401sisters October 29, 2009

twat tease

Male who leads on or teases someone sexually, but then does not partake in kissing/shagging etc.

John: I was doing her but then I just stopped when she almost came.
Peter: You are such a twat tease.

Jane: I wanted to have sex with him but he couldn't get it up. He's a twat tease.

by RinuCZ November 3, 2008

status tease

A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate

Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!

------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!

Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT

= status tease

by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009

clit tease

a hot bi-curious girl who teases lesbians but doesnt deliver the goods.

'That new girl is a clit tease!'

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

strip tease

A performance, as in a burlesque act, in which a person slowly removes clothing, usually to musical accompaniment.

the stripper preformed a strip tease

by Tarryn March 28, 2005