(verb)The act of simultaneously sneezing and passing gas.
(origin)The term was first described by a medial student studying for his medical board who sneezed and passed gas and realized there does not exists a medical term for such a bodily function, he thus coined the term 'sternuflatulation' which is a portmanteau of 'sternutation' and 'flatulation'
(origin)The term was first described by a medial student studying for his medical board who sneezed and passed gas and realized there does not exists a medical term for such a bodily function, he thus coined the term 'sternuflatulation' which is a portmanteau of 'sternutation' and 'flatulation'
Attending: Hey! Medical Students! This patient just farted and sneezed at the same time, what's that called?
Med Student 1: Uuuummmm........
Med Student 2: I don't think there's as term for that....
Attending: Wrong!!!! It's called 'sternuflatulation'.....look it up and present on it tomorrow!
Med Student 1: Uuuummmm........
Med Student 2: I don't think there's as term for that....
Attending: Wrong!!!! It's called 'sternuflatulation'.....look it up and present on it tomorrow!
by procrastinating student July 5, 2017
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1. The sternsman in the 90-miler aka ‘The Adirondack Canoe Classic’ is critical to the trajectory of the boat.
2. She winked her balloon knot at me whilst begging that I take my time before entering.
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by The Tow Bar Literary Assn. October 22, 2017
Get the sternsman mug.When you have reached the point of intoxication where you don’t know whether you are angry, sad, happy, or feel nothing. The people you surrounded yourself with start to annoy you. You keep a straight face, sit in your favorite chair, and look at the ignorance that sounds you. Still chugging your whiskey until you slip into unconsciousness
Justin: Everything was going great tonight until Tommy got into one of his moods
Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.
Scotty: It’s okay! He’s just getting Sterned up.
by XxTwooxX November 8, 2017
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Nowadays people have to have slot machines and Texas hold em on board when they get on a sternwheeler, otherwise they will get bored in 15 minutes.
by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018
Get the Sternwheeler mug.skerne park is a chavy estate in darlo where all the people on benefits and who cba to get jobs live. All the hard lads and lasses live there and the druggies. You can't stay out late or you'll probs get raped or stabbed etc but everyones sound as fuck u know...also known as skerny it's rough and everyone there walks round in either pajamas or old , scruffy oversized charity shop adidas clothes and are probably high when talking to you.
by pablos pies October 1, 2018
Get the skerne park mug.Similar to ‘Motorboating’, ’Sterndriving’ is the fine art of placing ones face between the arse cheeks of a willing (or non willing) participant & shaking vigorously side to side while blowing a raspberry.
Scene: 2 mates waking up on a couch after a night of beer, tequila & cocain
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”
Old Mate 1: “Wow, my face feels like I’ve had a night of ‘Sterndriving’ Beyoncé”.
Old Mate 2: That’s nothing, my arse feels as if I’ve been ‘Sterndriven’ by the lead singer of Aerosmith.
Old Mate 1: “............I think we better ease up on the coaxing next time”
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