i swear it was on sale

One of the most used lie for women when they buy something expensive that they dont need

husband: Where did you get that, thats so expensive
wife: i swear it was on sale honey!

by lolgod123 June 5, 2016

Compound Swear

Gratuitous combinations of standard cursewords like fuck added to shit as in fuckshit made by excitable people with limited imaginations.

It was some kind of compound swear, the way fart sniffing losers do; I was called "bitchtits", I believe.

by justincorrigible September 1, 2018

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

An over used quote on Tumblr.

And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

by sbnine January 6, 2011

Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

why does the urban dictionary swear so much

Because it defines the words into an easy definition to understand by using words that most people use instead of scientific definitions that are hard to under stand, and most people swear in there daily routine. So supposedly it's supposed to make it easier to understand.

So many people swear these days. Like why does the urban dictionary swear so much? It's crazy!

by Logically real April 21, 2018

Super-Swear

This is a term for the fusing of a list of expletives to make one long word. A super-swear should only really be three words or three syllables long to give it the optimum effect, any longer and it may not have desired effect. Almost any cursive word can be used in combination, however certain words do tend to have a better ring to them, e.g. CrapFuckWank.

"Ah, ShitFuckCunt, I've lost my wallet"
"Woah dude, that is one hell of a Super-Swear you just made up there"

by Tubbzeh May 23, 2006

eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif

gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok

by Aiden J April 6, 2021