sweater

An article of clothing women wear to expose the size of there breast's!

Craig: Wow that Kiersten can really fill out a Sweater if you know what I mean!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!

by SlopNChop February 8, 2017

Sweater

The best type of shirt ever. As soon as it gets even remotely cold, you get to put one of these shirts. The best kind are the striped ones with a collar-turtleneck.

Spongebob Squarepants: The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time! One with a collar-turtleneck, that's the kind!

by sweaterloveforever October 4, 2011

Sweater Zeppelins

particularly large breasts

Did you see the sweater zeppelins on that hose hound?

by donomadness December 9, 2008

sweaterteeth

It's when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters...

I woke up and had sweaterteeth on!

by spectralux December 13, 2009

Sweaterbesties

The term used for two people who decide to wear sweater-vests together.

Dude 1: "I hear sweatervests are coming back into style! We just go out and go get some!"

Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"

Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"

by sweatervests101 February 13, 2010

perma-sweater

no shirt, no problem, because your wearing a sweater of body hair year round.

Bryan looked hot at the beach, in part because of his perma-sweater.

by thedonkeyslayer October 20, 2004

dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair

Look at that guy's dick sweeper.

by Walter K. Prescott February 5, 2010