The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009
Get the fart surfingmug. When you ride the tube (The Underground) by standing in the aisle and and balancing without holding on for the purpose of fun and laughs and enhancing your skills.
Ai! It was a brilliant ride (Tube surfing) today! I picked up at Hammersmith and for an extra challenge rode eyes closed listening to The Futureheads on my iPod.
by Karen E October 24, 2008
Get the Tube Surfingmug. You trip, you hurtle towards the ground, you skid over 25 yards on your face, you're pavement surfing, dude.
person 1: Where'd you get the gravel rash?
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.
person 2: drank 352 double vodkas and surfed the pavement.
by Skankerchank May 22, 2005
Get the pavement surfingmug. A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.
What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.
by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017
Get the surfing the wormmug. When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.
"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"
by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018
Get the Poseidon Surfingmug. Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.
Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!
Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!
Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?
by Dinokid July 14, 2013
Get the Jedi Surfsmug. The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror.
Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!
Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!
John: sick
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky!
Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror!
John: sick
by 2dboy July 7, 2010
Get the Dashboard Surfingmug.