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Smedium

Mostly t-shirts worn by douch-nozzle tools that are way to small to appear bigger when in fact makes them look gayer!!
Bob had to go get a new Smedium tee for himself ,for he spilled part of his delish pb and j on his favorite one!! day ruined!!
by laughing skull July 10, 2009
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extra smedium

in between small and medium.....young.
look at Kanye in that extra smedium jacket
by booyaka1 February 16, 2009
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SMED

Small Medium Enterprise Dick - for chicks in an office environment looking for guys you specialise in SME opportunities
she was so into me that party so I had to give her some SMED.
by CTM Sales Team October 15, 2013
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smedium

Between a small and medium size. Can be used to talk about many things, including, but not limited to: condoms, shirts, pants, shoes, breasts, etc.
That kid acts all big in the pants, but his girl told me last night he wears smedium Trojans.
by EvilTaco September 27, 2010
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call me someday

the phrase you want to utter after the best lay of your life so far has dumped you for another, but you refrain because you don't want to sound pathetic. nevertheless, deep down you hope they'll come to their senses and come crawling back for more 'cause you, too, were the best lay of their life so far.
i emailed said person to let said person know that i was no longer interested in seeing said person. and when said person dropped by that night to pick up said person's stuff, all i wanted to say was, "call me someday." instead, said person just shrugged and apologized, and i just muttered, "it's okay."
by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004
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Smedley

An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.
'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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Shmed

Dude that shmed looks like an "Umpa lumpa" but has a deep voice!

My uncle is a shmed! Hes so short and fat, and has a deep voice too!
by xPapaxSmurfx1995x February 17, 2010
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