Spunkstaneously

Spontaneous spunking

Mathieu's boyfriend spunkstaneously jizzed on his back while he was asleep.

by Wairau October 19, 2018

spunkshwey

That thing women do in pornographic films when the men finish on their faces and they play with it all weird and obsessively and eventually end up swallowing it.

I watched a sweet porn vid last night, there was an extra long spunkshwey scene at the end, it was almost too much, borderline gross.

by Rangton June 1, 2016

Stonks

When stocks go up

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆

by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019

stinksmith

a bad smelling individual, who probably never washes

you are a real stinksmith

by Willy Green November 6, 2007

Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.

Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.

by lancasterlool February 5, 2020

Kentunky Stunker

When you take a KFC drumstick and place the knuckle into the Anus of your sexual partner, then proceeding to use their Anus as a fried drumstick holder to eat from.

Damn dude. My girl let me do the Kentunky Stunker last night. I ate that drumstick with maximum delicacy. That shit went boingoingoing.

by AlfredDingle December 3, 2022