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Straighttentacion

When you’re gay asf but will only go straight for XXXTentacion.
I’m only straight for one person. I’m straighttentacion.
by Lildoodle December 23, 2018
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straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".
A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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straightvein

a term when a man's penis gets hard and erects when aroused by a woman .
I had a straightvein when i saw Arabella
by 4realmike December 5, 2020
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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
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Straightstremist

Same as Super Straight, but requires a genetic test for two X chromosomes for all potential sexual partners.
Jerry: “So Mark, are you gay or something?”
Mark: “WTF? I'm a total straightstremist!”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date pure women that have been genetically tested for two X chromosomes, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”
by Sir Kunty III esq. March 9, 2021
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straightbending

When an artist or writer alters a character's gender to turn a homosexual relationship into a heterosexual one.
Straightbending makes me uncomfortable. Why not let gays be gays?
by DBZFan102 January 27, 2021
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Straughter

Me: "straughter"

Bruh
by Worthlessmimir June 22, 2021
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