To take a shit upon one's self, this can be achieved by laying on your back, arse in the air, and shitting upwards violently.
by howtokrew January 06, 2015
When a co-worker comes into your office and takes a shit in your wastebasket and says "your welcome."
by All Pork Diet November 20, 2019
sexual position in which she is listening to Mannheim Steamroller on her iPod while you shit in her mouth
Man, I thought it couldn't get hotter in there, but then she let me Mannheim Steamer, and I was like, wow!
by eddiefiv May 15, 2013
The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.
by Riller78 June 11, 2013
The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.
"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."
by Turn3racing November 21, 2019
i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.
by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017
I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.
I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.
by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004