stfhu

short for: shut the fucking hell up

person 1:u suck lol
person 2:stfhu!!!!!

by joe munda October 4, 2003

STFU

Shut the fuck up.

Or, if you're in AP U.S. history, the Southern Tenant Farmers Union.

The AAA told the STFU to STFU

by bishthemighty March 7, 2011

Stfg

1) swear to fucking God. When a person has had either enough of what you have said or it's so funny that they can't put it in words.
2) shot the fucking goat. Do t know how to describe this one. I guess its exactly as it sounds. Usually will here this from your cousin John that lives on the pasture with the rest of the farm hands.

Girl: Hey I (1) stfg. You better not have done it.
Guy: what I just (2) stfg.
Girl: that was my vegan cousin John. I'm calling the cops!
Guy: Crap that's sad. Alexa play Despacito.

by Blocko Voodie July 28, 2018

STFH

Stay the Fuck Home. This started as Stay the fuck here but morphed into Stay the fuck home during the 2020 Covid19 pandemic.

STFH Karen, you might have the Corona you POS. You already killed so many managers' careers, don't literally kill them now .

by Lood800 March 21, 2020

stfu

online text-speak for "shut the fuck up".

Perez Hilton needs to stfu immediately.

by tip123456 June 25, 2009

stfg

Search the fucking google:
Used when someone asks about stupid things that can found with google easily.

-hey, where can i find metallica lyrics?
-STFG

by Psysoul September 23, 2005

stfubomb

A phrase similar to lollerskates and roflcopter, using the acronym STFU (shut the fuck up)

John: STFUBOMB!
(Everybody stops talking and stares at John like he is a lunatic)

by PhoenixJ February 3, 2005