Dark Squire

Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)

A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.

Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*

by NiffuMNeJ November 1, 2009

squire

a derogatory term for a person you know.

oi squire! get the fook off my chair

by davef February 12, 2004

Squirehm.

Squir-em

not many people use this word. It means a man with a penis smaller than 6 inches.

Bob:"Hey bill, look at the guy over there"
Bill:"Oh yeah man he's a real squirehm."

or

Carson:"Man, last night sucked"
Sierra:"Why?"
Carson:"Because Brian was a total squirehm"

by JenTay February 6, 2008

Squirell Murphy

The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"

Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!

by Tim Schlossenberger February 10, 2008

squice tea

Sqirt soda with a little iced tea

I love my squice tea unlike that gay ass ovaltine mom

by ilikeyourmomtosuckmeallnight October 6, 2009

Squake

5 individuals with intense style and humour

Fear them.
Often seen repping the same hoodies and/or sweatshirts.

"Yo dude, those guys are such a Squake"
"Duuuuuuudeeeee, you're like the Breakfast club... but Squake"

by LOLLLYYPOP100101 October 24, 2016

Squire’s-law

Squire’s-law: The most likely cause of an unsolicited offer is its unintended invitation.

Squire’s-law example: Using a search engine for the word ‘definition’, but mistyping and being contacted by a company called ‘deifinition’.

by Googledefs February 11, 2023