spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

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Spite Sink

To Berman your car

I want to get a new Porsche. I guess I’ll just spite sink my Tesla.

by Zips dogg August 11, 2019

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Spitefire storyboard

that one guy in youtube that makes great tutorials, probably fun to have a drink or 2

hey its that guy spitefire storyboard

by jacky mai April 7, 2021

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spite-Farming

The act or process of irrationally continuing to farm an unviable farm simply because you still hold the associated governance token in hopes that you can will the token price up.

Due to their withdrawal fee I've been spite-farming $BADGER for months

by kingofcope May 22, 2021

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Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

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