jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

Turtle Spurts

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.

I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Bone Spurious

{Not just false or inauthentic, but the exact opposite of what is being claimed}

{Claims that Mexico will pay for the wall are Bone Spurious at best}

by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

SPURMO

Single Proud UnmaRried Men Over 30

From The Times
May 27, 2008
I'm so lonesome I could cry-Tad Safran
Straight, proud, unmarried men over 30 (Spurmos) are in crisis. So many have settled down or succumbed to marriage there's no one left to play with
At some point, 50 million years or so ago, a stegosaurus must have woken up from a long and satisfying night's sleep. He stretched, scratched his bum and maybe picked a bit of caveman from his back teeth. He then headed outside to catch up with his mates only to discover that the whole place was eerily silent.

“Where the hell has everybody gone?”

by booger55 May 27, 2008

San Antonio Spurs

The best team in the NBA by far.

The San Antonio Spurs beat the shit out of the New York Knicks and the LA Lakers

by Biddy August 3, 2005

spurs that jingle jangle jingle

an old western song, about single life. having spurs that "jingle jangle jingle" is similiar to being a player.

sallys mad I'm not being exclusive to her, but eff that bitch, I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle.

by katie c September 21, 2005

San Antonio Spurs

The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health

The San Antonio Spurs is my team for life.

by spursfan3000 May 7, 2005