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Single Proud UnmaRried Men Over 30
From The Times
May 27, 2008
I'm so lonesome I could cry-Tad Safran
Straight, proud, unmarried men over 30 (Spurmos) are in crisis. So many have settled down or succumbed to marriage there's no one left to play with
At some point, 50 million years or so ago, a stegosaurus must have woken up from a long and satisfying night's sleep. He stretched, scratched his bum and maybe picked a bit of caveman from his back teeth. He then headed outside to catch up with his mates only to discover that the whole place was eerily silent.

“Where the hell has everybody gone?”
SPURMO by booger55 May 27, 2008
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Your current favorite live streamer
Man, I love Danny. He's my spurmp.
Spurmp by Smeefster September 8, 2018
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Your favorite livestreamer. Related to spurmpinator, spurmptekker.
Who wants to spurmp Danny if you can spurmp Arin?
spurmp by Schillzchillz September 8, 2018

Spurlock Syndrome 

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.
Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.
A protuberance jutting from the dorsal suface of the elbow.

A dangerous killing instrument harnessed on the elbow of criminal masterminds.

An abnormal overgrowth of bony tissue usually on the elbow resulting in a very Kiersten-like appearance.
Thomas: "Wow Kiersten, it is like your elbows have spurs on them..."

Mike: "Spurbows!"
Spurbow by Thomas Cole January 4, 2008

spurm burping blow pig 

a dirty fat whore with aids who frolics around and plays with the balls while giving the bomb blow job and then burps up massive ammounts of spurm
Your a spurm burping blow pig I think you should hit weight watcchers and wipe the cum off your lip
Who you consider to be you're streamer bias.
Person 1: I'd have to say that Danny is my spurmp.
Person 2: are you kidding!? Arin is my spurmp!
Spurmp by Shadowclone246 September 8, 2018
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