SPURMO

From The Times
May 27, 2008
I'm so lonesome I could cry-Tad Safran
Straight, proud, unmarried men over 30 (Spurmos) are in crisis. So many have settled down or succumbed to marriage there's no one left to play with
At some point, 50 million years or so ago, a stegosaurus must have woken up from a long and satisfying night's sleep. He stretched, scratched his bum and maybe picked a bit of caveman from his back teeth. He then headed outside to catch up with his mates only to discover that the whole place was eerily silent.

“Where the hell has everybody gone?”

by booger55 May 27, 2008

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Spurmp

Your current favorite live streamer

Man, I love Danny. He's my spurmp.

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spurmp

Your favorite livestreamer. Related to spurmpinator, spurmptekker.

Who wants to spurmp Danny if you can spurmp Arin?

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Spurlock Syndrome

(n) The act of making an astronomical living by stating the painfully obvious.

Victim of SS: Eating McDonald's food for an extended period will make you fat.

General moviegoing public: Please take several million of our personal dollars.

by Roach likes you August 25, 2005

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Spurbow

A protuberance jutting from the dorsal suface of the elbow.

A dangerous killing instrument harnessed on the elbow of criminal masterminds.

An abnormal overgrowth of bony tissue usually on the elbow resulting in a very Kiersten-like appearance.

Thomas: "Wow Kiersten, it is like your elbows have spurs on them..."

Mike: "Spurbows!"

by Thomas Cole January 4, 2008

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