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punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.
Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.
by Eric K. August 4, 2006
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Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.
Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao
by Robindaasian October 2, 2018
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skunching

The skill, no, art, of having sexual intercourse with any other human being, in any orifice, by penetrating the opening with either your nose (if it is big enough), or the nose of a clown mask that the pitcher is wearing. Used commonly in conjunction with krumping.
"I totally was krumping, and I did a backflip and I accidentally skunched a bitch!" skunching
by Will Mayo May 10, 2006
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punching the cloud

to masturbate visciously lying on your back facing the sky
i went to my room th start punching the cloud
by neil donaghy November 15, 2003
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Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.
Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!
by Zachaotic June 13, 2011
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Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.
You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.
by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017
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cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.
dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts
by Dopeldog January 15, 2011
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