spreading the good word

Ejaculating (cumming) on a woman's face.

I was spreading the good word around Salisbury last night!

by Mike Stanley and DJ Lathrom September 12, 2005

Stretching it out

The act of pulling your flaccid penis to its erect length, so as to demonstrate its possible size when suffering the embarrassment of erectile dysfunction

So I got with this chick last night but I just ended up stretching it out for an hour.

by Crizzay June 23, 2015

spreading the love

Spreading the love

"Spreading the love" = Very drunk.
"Spreading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Spreading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Spreading the love" =Not thinking things though before videos are made of you.
"Spreading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.

Oh man I was "spreading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "spreading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spread the love" to stangers all night.

by Simon Cox August 2, 2007

Spreading the love

"Spreading the love" = Very drunk.
"Spreading the love" = Talking rubbish to strangers.
"Spreading the love" = Extremely inebriated
"Spreading the love" = Not thinking things through before videos are made of you.
"Spreading the love" = Not knowing where you are, but feeling good about it.

Oh man I was "spreading the Love" till early this morning.

You should have seen geoff last night he was "spreading the love" all over town.

It's going to be a great one tonight, im going to "spread the love" to strangers all night.

by Simon Cox July 7, 2007

spreading the taco sauce

Spreading the taco sauce is when you take taco sauce and spread it over a woman's vagina. You then insert your penis into it, resulting in firey sex. Think of it as having sex with a ginger.

picT:I love spreading the taco sauce all over hoes!

by picT3 June 29, 2011

Man spreading

When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.

Stop man spreading asshole, I'm not impressed.

by factbased_definitions December 12, 2018

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004