spooge

any unidentifiable substance.

Oh shit, I got spooge on my new Nikes.
or
I pulled out in time and got spooge all over her thighs

by rebel chef September 5, 2003

spooge

a substance from an unknown origin

Aww man you just sat in some spooge!

by dsteinnn June 7, 2009

spooge

that sticky white shit under your pc's heat-sinc

pass me the heat spooge, im gona clock the shit outa this athlon

by UVMe January 16, 2004

spooge cake

Any piece of hot male ass

Check out my li'l spooge cake! Isn't he so cute?

by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005

cyber spooge

Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.

'Sup nigga, I cyber spooged your notebook while you were at class.

by triple-J December 9, 2008

spooge

spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.

When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

Spooge

V. Ejaculating

"Remember that one scene in There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller spooges and it gets on his ear!"

by abel November 18, 2002