splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean May 13, 2005

splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009

Splirf

A verb meaning to slit a throat. Your own, or someone elses.

"That guy who died got totally splirfed yesterday"

"Want to go splirf some dudes?"

by mirandaberry March 12, 2010

Slurf

Slut & a Smurf mixed together

Jennifer B is such a Slurf !

by Envyy December 24, 2014

Splurge

Splurge- Getting money and going on shopping spree.

Splurging- Exploring with your money

Splurged- past tense; went before that day

I'm going on a splurge tomorrow.

I'm going splurging today.

I splurged yesterday

by J Nakia July 20, 2016

Spluff

An organic herbal smoking blend for mixing with cannabis or hemp. These blends are usually made from Mullein, Raspberry leaves, lavender, Lions mane, Blue lotus, Sage and other sacred herbs.

Hey man do you have any Spluff?

by Sacred fire July 8, 2019