Slinging

to deal, to push, drugs of any kind.

Steve, are you slinging?

Sam, are you still slinging that thing you sling so well?

by Katrina Lynn December 21, 2008

Plunging

The act of saving someone's life when they are drowning or choking by repetitively thrusting one's penis in and out of the person's throat. The thrusting creates a plunging effect that forces the obstruction up the throat and out the mouth. This action is in no way sexual; it should only be used during times of grave danger.

Guy 1: Dude! Ellen was drowning at the pool today!

Guy 2: WHAT?! what happened?!?!?!

Guy 3:The lifeguard pulled her out of the water and started plunging her throat until she coughed up the water.

by 69HyungPaq June 25, 2010

spelunking

The act of engaging in sexual relations with a woman who has a large, dark and cavernous vagina. This act of extreme desperation and bravery is usually reserved for men who have gone more than three weeks without getting laid, and who are willing to submerge themselves (without safety equipment and/or flashlights) without preparation into a vagina in which many enter and few return.

Examples:

"Koumi was one of the ballsiest spelunkers I have ever seen: he used to fuck XXXXXX without a condom or a GPS system"

"Guys, we lost one of our own today. I just got word that Andrew Tha Owner" died on a spelunking trip yesterday. He was in Wunsch's Cave when he sprained his ankle, and was unable to escape. He eventually ran out of air, and died."

by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010

Slugging

When a female gets cream pied so her pussy is all gloopy. She then drags her pussy across the floor resembling a slug trail

Lets do some slugging!!!

by CathalWeirdNameWTF July 10, 2015

Slinging mayonaise

Phrase used to describe the act of masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, why is the camper rocking?

Person 2: Wait a minute. Who the hell is slinging mayonaise?

Asian: No idea. but whoever it is, stop.

Person 1: Yeah beating off with a bunch of guys is lame

by longboarder870 May 4, 2009

Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007