I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.
Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!
Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?
Dude 1: No, it's a song.
Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?
Dude 1: No, it's a song.
Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010
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If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
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An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!
Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...
Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.
Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?
Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...
Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.
Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?
by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 10, 2008
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by SC2000 December 22, 2008
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by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006
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Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"
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