Slinky

A Bisexual. A male or female who engages in romance and relationships with members of either gender. Taken from the old toy jingle which goes "It's Slinky, it's Slinky, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy. It's fun for a girl or a boy."

"Is Julie a lesbian?" "No, she'll go either way, a total slinky."

by chager00 October 27, 2006

Slinky Dick

The act of your penis retracting into your stomach, as a result of the force of nature along causing the penis to shrivel up into a small penis that resembles that of a slinky

Sitting on the toilet this morning, I went to take a shit and then I realized I had a slinky dick

by DaCandy Shop February 22, 2011

Stinky Slinky

And unwashed, Uncut slab of man meat

Did you see Zack Newberrys stinky slinky?

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

Slinky Dick

One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Richard: Just want you all to know that I am fully vaccinated!
Greg: Oh, Greg, you slinky dick! 'Bout time you got your vax! Let's hit up AppleBees later, bro.

by Slinky Dick March 28, 2021

twinky slinky

A person that is of larger weight, has long lanky arms, and waddles when they walk.

Bro, you see that dude waddling over there? He's such a Twinky Slinky!

by Chimpanzee Fonzee November 14, 2015

3 pack slinky

You and a buddy riding in a 3 seater truck, the passenger is banging her while she gives the driver head.

My friends girl was into the devils 3 way, so we asked if she wanted to try the 3 pack slinky.

by ChagiFan January 5, 2018

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008