spasmic gasm

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

by danielf October 18, 2007

splashy

When someone dresses nice. Fresh with madd swag!!!

"yo staxx is fresh"
"ye he dresses splashy styll"

by Harlem Staxx March 10, 2009

organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".

Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.

by james savik September 26, 2006

Splash Zone

The correct distance that should be between you and the guy in the next urinal.

The distance is often a single empty urinal.

Distance varies depending on the person's comfort level.

Dude! That guy violated the Splash zone and was gazing at my junk!

I feel like I need a shower after that guy sprayed all over the splash zone!

by HungryToast June 17, 2007

blue splash rash

The subsequent rash one develops after dropping a load into a freshly cleaned honey-bucket. The lack of feces to break your sizable log's fall in the freshly pumped toilet allows the loaf to splash the blue chemical cocktail in the bottom up into your browneye, hence causing a rash.

Watch out Doug - they just pumped the honey-bucket. There's not the usual volcano of half-digested burritos from the landscapers in there to break the fall. You're just lookin' for a case of Blue Splash Rash.

by Billy B August 24, 2006

Splashberry

Originally the name of a drink at Ihop containing Sprite/7up and fruit syrup, changed to mean a turd that, when it hits the water in a toilet bowl, splashes water up onto your butt hole.

"Dude, I just dropped a Splashberry"
"Aww man... I hate those"

by Odhrain February 15, 2010

artic splash

an amazinq drink or amazinq iced tea that most fishtown people drink

hey im from fishtown and like artic splash

by heyheyfishtownrec1 April 6, 2011