Spagettihoes

A group of women dressed revealingly in a club/public area.

There are 5 girls standing on a street corner wearing practically nothing:

Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"

by 2tired2care November 10, 2009

Spluge Spoon

A person you really don't like, someone who is just a heaping spoonful of something nasty.

Example: "Oh, no, look who's coming. It's Jared." "Dude, that guy is such a Spluge Spoon." See also, "spluge."

by MargaretFromPiedmont September 4, 2010

spluge monkey

Is someone who has a fetish of playing with cum after the act of intercourse, preferably throwing at random passing strangers.

Dude, I was walking home from work and your mom was being a total spluge monkey. I am still cleaning my jacket!

by TheManWhoDefinedSplugeMonkey November 24, 2015

Sprage

When you rip out a girls guts and play jump rope with their fallopian tube

Did you just sprage her

by K02fanny November 6, 2018

Spaget

A large piece of shit. Generally a human who portrays multitudes of characteristics that are in line with a pile of fecal matter.

Wow, look at that Spaget. He is as useful as a pile of human excrement.

by ZZoo June 26, 2016

splade

Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.

is it a spork... or a splade...?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

Spagett

A character from Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job. He spooks people by hiding, then jumping out and yelling his name.

(Spagett hiding in fake tree)
(random person walks by)
Spagett: SPAGETT! Spooked ya.

by spagettman123 October 15, 2012