Spaff

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

by Thos October 2, 2004

splade

A penis that can be any size but it is pointed at the end making a kind of knife shape...

Jackson has a splade!

by Gage Cameron February 8, 2007

Spaff Pants

A term of endearment. To be said to someone you think very highly of.

"'ello Spaff Pants."

"Love ya Spaff Pants!"

by A. Cockage October 4, 2006

Spaffed

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”

2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.

Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021

Spaffing

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.

by kittykat1984 September 3, 2011

Slafco

Male who slithers his tongue down a poor mates ear at partys - usually has a glued peak on his head.

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by FiReStArTeR November 15, 2004

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007