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spiderman picture

When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)
Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.
by Matthew Gyllenhaal October 24, 2019
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spiderman that whore

when having sex with your whore you ejaculate into your hand and then throw the sperm at your whore as spiderman would throw his spiderweb.
soulja boy: spiderman that whore, now YOUUU
by 1234jdyva April 16, 2009
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spiderman vs superman

when a female runs around the room with a bed sheet attached to her back, due to the epoxy of cum, all while a male is wackin it into his hand to throw it at the crazy bitch flying around in teh room
i waz feelin it last night, so me and mah mom did sum spiderman vs superman
by Sam Jones teh mayor January 17, 2008
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Spiderman kiss

when you tie a bitch to the ceiling by the legs and she gives you a upside down blow job
Man: Lets Spiderman kiss
Woman: ew no!!!
Man: You don't have a choice
by if you read this you're gay122 September 25, 2020
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SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.
Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.
by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007
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spiderman homecomming

A good lit movie with tom holland
did u see spiderman homecomming
no
by IcySand May 30, 2018
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spiderman slap

After ejaculating in your hand you bitch slap someone
After I came in my hand I Spiderman slapped the hoe
by pkboicu February 19, 2012
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