Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.

To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.

by Pteropus December 14, 2023

spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.

I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.

by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023

Spiders-man

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman

Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333

X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him

by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023

Spider man

Shoots sticky substances out

Spider man shoots sticky stuff in bed

by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019

Spider-Man

An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor

Spider-Man is one of, if not the best superhero out there.
Spider-Man will never kill.

by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021

Spider man

You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face

“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”

by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021