Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.

This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.

by MorningFey September 18, 2016

Spider-Man

*Slams pizza on the counter*
Pizza Time

Guy 1: What time is it?
Spider-Man: Pizza Time

by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019

Spider man

You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face

“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face”

by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021

Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.

Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021

panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333

X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him

by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023

spider-man

best superhero ever

friendly neighborhood spider-man

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023

Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can

“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”

by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022