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spider-man

the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.
Spider-man will own you all.
by anonymous September 26, 2004
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Spider island

The act of placing a spider on your bell end while in the bath creating an "island" . The spider will run around on the end of your penis creating a stimulating effect. best results occur with the more hairy specimens.
"dude u seen any house spiders about ? i wanna spider island tonight "
by BONESy August 20, 2013
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spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
by Telephony August 29, 2014
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Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.
Me: “YO! Me and Sarah just did the Spider-Man!”
Friend: “What the fuck...”
by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019
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Spider Man Butt Slap

A meme where one guy dressed as Spider man slaps another guy dressed as Spider Man. As seen on YouTube. Note: this meme is usually shown at the expense of EsfandTV a twitch streamer and degenerate.
He fell for it again that Spider Man Butt Slap meme, why he so stupid, Jdawg's Rough Riders for life
by JackSmitTheslipperySticks March 5, 2022
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spider man dat hoe

When you are fucking a hoe and you pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face...(like web shooting.)
I was about to superman my hoe last night but I spider man dat hoe instead. Right in the eye.
by kristie quick & kelly taylor December 20, 2007
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Spider-Pig

The most anticipated and disappointingly shallow character in a movie since Darth Maul. Greatly admired nonetheless. Special abilities: does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.
Look out! He is the Spider-Pig.
by _barak_ August 4, 2007
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