sperm slide

The old adage "what goes up must come down," when applied to sex, is perhaps better rephrased: "what cums in you must come out."

This is what we've termed the "sperm-slide:" the unpleasant feeling of semen rushing back out of you when you stand up after sex. This sometimes occurs after a delay of several minutes (up to half an hour!), and the elapsed time only makes it more awkward when the cum-gush comes.

Ugh, I experienced the worst sperm slide on the way to campus this morning. And I have horrible sex dreads. I feel like everyone can tell I had sex before class.

by doitforthelulz March 11, 2011

sperm detector

Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."

(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.

by nerak June 14, 2006

Sperm farter

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.

Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter

by Hansel so hot right now Hansel March 5, 2009

sperm worm

penis

"he nudged his sperm worm up against her thigh"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

sperm whale

A fat slut, somone with a loose snatch! see also; Sperm bank

that gemma has slept had more prick then an antique dart board! shes a proper sperm whale!

by BrettR June 26, 2006

sperm luck

being born into the rich family, or just a loving family if you will

Rich bastard: I inherited all my money from my parents
Homeless guy: i hate you because of your sperm luck, i have no money
Middle class lawyer: I work hard for my money, I wish I had that kind of sperm luck

by oh well April 25, 2006

sperm head

Slang... Can be used as a synonym for "Dude"

Ay, Sperm Head, lets go kick it at tha park.

by myspace.com/mobydick3009 April 16, 2007