Spare Tire

When one person (said person can be single/taken/etc) hangs out with multiple couples at once, and can no longer be referred to as a “Third Wheel.” A “Third Wheel” usually applies to one person and ONE couple.
Person 1: “Yea man, I was at the movies with Shaun, Nick, and their girlfriends, it was pretty fun!”
Person 2: “You had fun? You weren’t even a “Third Wheel,” you hung out with two couples, that makes you a “Spare Tire.”

Person 3: “Hey!…Don’t worry man, you’ll find someone soon enough!”
by LookHoneyAnAbomination June 7, 2022
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spare nigerian

If you travel to Africa and once you meet a wild leopard , you need to throw a spare nigerian, leopard would not attack you , because it is favorite food a nigeria, so dont wait and run , and let nigerian eaten by a lepard.
Oh no a lepard comming toward us, well ok throw away a spare nigerian
by kkUPYUOASS January 10, 2024
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Spare

This is the person in your life who you are just friends with, but they are not in the friend zone. You spend a lot of time together. You wouldn’t even say you’re in the talking stage, a platonic friendship but you are pretty sure both of you could maybe see it being more, but neither person is willing to cross the line to make it more than just a friendship. But you always know in the back of your head that they are an option. Like a spare tire… you know they are there but aren’t gonna use it if you don’t need to
Person 1 “hey are you an Andy a thing?”

Person 2 “no not really, he’s just my spare right now, but maybe that will change”
by Papafritarach August 18, 2021
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spare lint

The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.
Suzie ate her spare lint while jerking off to the young man jonny.
by kamasutra's protégée August 22, 2011
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Spares

Left over condoms from a lot lizards night out prosituting.
Do you have any spares left over from last night.
by Harddex September 20, 2025
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keep a spare

To keep some distance in a relationship so as not to get sick of each other.
Girl 1-How are things going with the new man?

Girl 2-Great, we can't keep our hands off each other!
Girl 1-just remember to keep a spare..
by Chaser469 March 4, 2018
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Spared

An intactivist term typically referring to an American male who was not circumcised at birth. He was “spared” of the punishment so-to-speak.

Also a quicker way to say someone is uncircumcised.
Are you circumcised or spared?”

I’m spared.”
by ThatNiggaLlamar November 2, 2022
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