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soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.
The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...
by daniel June 17, 2004
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Solar erection

Another excuse for a nerd not to go outside.
Friend: Want to come outside and star at things?
Nerd: Nope, I get solar erections
by Ze Fox August 26, 2009
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Solar Eclipse

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.
by Holagoodman March 21, 2015
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Solares

A beautiful Hispanic last name, everyone who has it tends to be very attractive it is a very rare name
Wow look at Solares he's a great soccer player
by Solares September 6, 2016
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Somari

A man with a larg dick around 12 to 13 inches long he will get the job done he’s wonderful in bed the best you can have
Hey is that somari yeah that him isnt he the quarterback on the team
by Idz23 October 18, 2017
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solorio

A very sexy man with a big dick but can only last for like a minute. You will be stunned but also disappointed.
Dammmmmmm solorio!!!!
by Yahboibigdick April 21, 2018
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Solar System

The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.
Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune
by The autistic person November 7, 2019
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