An argument that degenerates into a war of witty retorts, snarky insults, and/or clever flames. The original point of the argument becomes invalid, if there was one. Once it becomes a snarkument it is just a contest of sarcastic comebacks.
These are popular in movies and sitcoms, especially with annoying bitchy characters who aren't actually funny. a lot of people try to emulate it IRL for fun and drama, but fail because they're not actually intelligent enough to pull it off, and then they're all butthurt that their life isn't like their favorite TV show.
When one is a true master of snarkuing, there is much joy to be found in the world. It is one of the highest, most enjoyable and satisfying forms of trolling, particularly when met with an earnest, capable, but oblivious opponent.
These are popular in movies and sitcoms, especially with annoying bitchy characters who aren't actually funny. a lot of people try to emulate it IRL for fun and drama, but fail because they're not actually intelligent enough to pull it off, and then they're all butthurt that their life isn't like their favorite TV show.
When one is a true master of snarkuing, there is much joy to be found in the world. It is one of the highest, most enjoyable and satisfying forms of trolling, particularly when met with an earnest, capable, but oblivious opponent.
Judging my the conversations in my head, I'd win any snarkument I came across.
A clever troll who can lead his unwitting victims into a trap of perfect insults that they may not even understand—he is a master of the snarkument.
A clever troll who can lead his unwitting victims into a trap of perfect insults that they may not even understand—he is a master of the snarkument.
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Get the snardies mug.Snarky proper noun: Nickname for the delivery of Amazon products arriving on your front porch whose box bears the amazon-logo smiley face, which upon closer inspection resembles more of a sneer to remind you about the overarching regret you feel for possessing the combination of traits that make said delivery so commonplace: late-night impulsiveness, general laziness, and smugness for being a Prime member.
“Can you grab all the shit off the porch on your way in? Looks like snarky came again”
“Did you order anything lately honey? Looks like snarky took a dump on the porch again.”
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Get the snark mug.A combination of the words snotty and shark. Usually associated with a comment that is clever, sarcastic and always mean-spirited, often delivered with feigned innocence, and an UNintended tinge of hypocrisy.
SNARKY comments often produce an almost embarrassed laugh from the listener who thinks, "I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE/APPROPRIATE!"
Snarky comments are most effective when spoken in a low voice as to be audible only to those nearby at solemn occassions, such as a funeral.
SNARKY comments often produce an almost embarrassed laugh from the listener who thinks, "I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE/APPROPRIATE!"
Snarky comments are most effective when spoken in a low voice as to be audible only to those nearby at solemn occassions, such as a funeral.
"HAA-ha!": Nelson from the Simpsons.
At a wedding: "Oh, how INTERESTING! She's actually wearing WHITE!"
At a church service: "Do you think membership would increase if they TOASTED those things?"
"I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE and so SNARKY!"
At a wedding: "Oh, how INTERESTING! She's actually wearing WHITE!"
At a church service: "Do you think membership would increase if they TOASTED those things?"
"I shouldn't really laugh at what was just said, but it's so TRUE and so SNARKY!"
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