Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.

Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.

by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015

Smashing

An expression coined as a result of a good display or an event drawing amazement and worthy of appraisal.

Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: Ummmm...4
Teacher: Yes, smashing!

by BuildThatWall December 25, 2018

castle smashing

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other

Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.

by daBoss April 29, 2014

soggy sooshing

camping in a bush during a game of fortnite

i killed 3 guys and won the game because i was soggy sooshing

by trevorpaone January 15, 2018

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

sloshing

also refered to as "shlocking," is the act of throwing Slurpees, or other forms of slush drinks, at pedestrians from the inside of a moving vehicle. While the origins of this activity are heavily disputed, the south shore of Suffolk County, Long Island has been known to be a hotbed for this unfortunately hilarious action.

Widely accepted best practices include the use of 7-11's convenient 4 drink cardboard carrier. Small slurpees are said to be the superior size for sloshing, as they easiest to throw and less likely to come apart prior to impact. Hotspots for such activity include movie theatre lines, high school house parties, college campuses, and retirement communities.

"I was super pissed that I wasnt included as a pallbearer, so I took off that stupid frisbee hat, hit up 7-11, and positioned Marty's dumb family at the wrong end of a gnarly sloshing session as they left the synagogue.

by sloshaholic November 7, 2010

Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017