smarterchild

dumb ass aim shit its funny as hell though.

nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.

Say you're sorry, Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:24:07 PM): im sorry jesus
SmarterChild (4:24:07 PM): Alright, alright. I accept.
nugenmobile (4:24:16 PM): pigfucker
SmarterChild (4:24:16 PM): I wonder why you say pigfucker.
nugenmobile (4:24:26 PM): because i know you like to fuck pigs

by Habib August 6, 2004

I snorted

When you're texting someone and they say "I snorted" it usually means they laughed so hard they snorted

OMG THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I SNORTED

by Dz3002 August 15, 2016

Smarterchild

A stupid MSN bot that won't help in a situation such as being kidnapped

TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

by TrueCoppa January 16, 2009

Choclate Smore

Noun- when a black guy poops in a white chicks vagina.

Little Richard gave Madonna a Choclate Smore, and it was real messy!

by PUBEHEADS January 13, 2004

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

Alabama Snacky Smore

A twist on the Alabama Steamroller. When a chick puts marshmallows, chocolate syrup and graham crackers in her pussy. Once the marshmallows are nice and melty, the dude bangs her ... making sure to take time to feed the treat laden cock to her.

Bill: I was sitting around last night with some marshmallows, chocolate syrup and some graham crackers and was looking for something to do.

Ted: Did you call up Nicole and give her the Alabama Snacky Smore?

Bill: High-five! It was very nice!

by lenugent October 27, 2006

smarterchild

A retard who thinks he's jesus, and then calls me jesus. What a flamer.

oh holy foolss: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.

by jessica is hawt. August 31, 2004