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Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010
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noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.
The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.
by cbanowsky October 1, 2012
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Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022
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Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.
by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021
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Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup
Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie
by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022
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Fruity smoothie

They gay or fruity version of truffle butter the mixture of anal fluids and semen
Hey Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie
by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020
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Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.
So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!
by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010
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