Smoofing

When you sniff crack off of your boyfriends ass and he farts and gets white crack in your face.

Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.

by Uananinominious April 26, 2006

Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.

"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."

by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009

cock smooch

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult

Shutup you little cocksmooch!

by Aidyn April 12, 2005

Poon Smooch

When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.

DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.

by Adam Handy April 29, 2007

smoo

The female sex organ we spend 9 months trying to get out of and most men spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into.

Her smoo smelled of fish.

by woodmouse May 31, 2006

cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

Scoof

To steal or take unexpectedly.
Can also be used as an exclamation preceding or immediately following a theft.

I just scoofed your wife.
SCOOF. your chips are now mine.

by ARTheartsDinos October 14, 2010