Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

p-smashed

the combo of plastered and smashed meaning getting overly fucked up on alcoholic beverages. Started in St. Louis from a misunderstanding on a phone call. Used mostly by the Bro race.

"Dude, lets go over to our bro Chad's house and get soooooo P-Smashed that we can't drive our Civics!"

by Mikesturbator January 2, 2009

splashed

the term splashed comes from sending an ugly picture of a girl with the surname splash to be splashed is worse than getting rick roll'd and even worse than 2 girls 1 cup because what splash really is is a horrible disgusting gross picture.

Dude 1: Dude check this link out!

Dude 2: Ok man but it better not be gross or disgusting…

Dude 1: Your gonna love it man!

Dude 2: AWH DUDE THATS DISGUSTING!!! 2 GIRLS 1 CUP x100

Dude 1: HAHAHA YOU GOT SPLASHED!!!

by Mr. cocksucker July 24, 2011

Smashed its back doors in

To impale a hot woman

2011 Fest. The Hammel. AD. Tane. Luger. He smashed its back doors in!!

by Jim Furyk, FedEx 2010 October 10, 2011

Splashed

To shoot someone down or to get shot down, usually in the context of flying an airplane... and then suddenly not.

Fucking SAM splashed me!

by skooma314 March 8, 2010