Smidgenburger

slightly more than a nothingburger, but not quite a somethingburger

"Only Chase and Levi are at school today, it's probably gonna be a smidgenburger"

by Ceraceo March 30, 2026

SmigleBerry

the act of somehow being dumber than a frog only when people are speaking to you

dave is such a smigleberry imo fr fr

by Plotless November 20, 2025

Lizard Smidgen

When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.

Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.

by Zoskian May 14, 2018

Big Smidge

Not a tad bit. But not alot. Kinda in the middle.
-Kaniya J.
A rapper from London

You didn't close my door. You left a big smidge

by Oofoofwoofoofdoof June 12, 2018

dirty smidgen

When you press the head of your dick against her asshole and persuade her to take the tip

I finally got her to take the dirty smidgen!

by Socket00 April 8, 2020

butt smidge

A word used to describe someone who portrays characteristics similar to those of a dirty pair of underwear

Oh my god he took my sandwich, what a butt smidge!

by A hole May 7, 2021

The Smiggler

When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and spiral into a crisis that ends at a shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.

“Bro… I pulled a total The Smiggler last night. Thought I was slick, went in without warning. She hit me with ‘Didn’t know your fingers were that small.’ I haven’t recovered since.”

by TheSmigglemaster July 10, 2025