Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.
During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
Get the schtum mug.Noun : A sexually attractive girl or boy
Verb : To befriend or chat-up a girl or boy with the aim of sleeping with them. Same as "shark" or "sharking"
Verb : To befriend or chat-up a girl or boy with the aim of sleeping with them. Same as "shark" or "sharking"
As a noun : GAWD, that schtote is hot. I have to get me some of that pu-tang!
As a verb : Chill guys, I just need to schtote that total babe. Are you guys up for some schtoting?
As a verb : Chill guys, I just need to schtote that total babe. Are you guys up for some schtoting?
by kayodei November 22, 2007
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A schteub is when you place yourself in a hot jacuzzi. Once you are in, you are schteubing. After the schteub begins, sex follows.
Jeremy schteubs and then has sex. When asked about his actions, Jeremy says, "I can't control myself after a schteub; sex is mandatory."
by Schteuber/Stoober February 16, 2009
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by Mahumba October 2, 2009
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1) To be railed in the anus with a broom stick.
Noun
1) A part of the human body that feces exits from
2) A gay German
1) To be railed in the anus with a broom stick.
Noun
1) A part of the human body that feces exits from
2) A gay German
You are such a Schtunka.
"Ooo my Schtunka hurts from too much party last night."
I was schtunka-ed at work today because of 100% occupancy.
"Ooo my Schtunka hurts from too much party last night."
I was schtunka-ed at work today because of 100% occupancy.
by Stevey Swipes March 10, 2012
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person 1: "Man lebron won the championship, got finals mvp, and a gold medal this year."
person 2: "True, thats how you know he got schtagger"
person 2: "True, thats how you know he got schtagger"
by daboid 2quick January 1, 2013
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