Smash It

male masturbation

also: smashin' it (smashing it), as in presently masturbating

Nick: "so what do you do all day?"
Dan: "You know wake up, smash it. eat breakfast. smash it. wait around 'till lunch, maybe smash it to pass time. after lunch, go back and smash it. wait for dinner..."
Nick: "I can see where this is going..."
Dan "...L, l, l, let me finish...maybe smash it before dinner. then sit around, maybe smash it. you know while i sit around before bed?"
Nick: "yea...i know."
Dan: "yea...smashin' it...i spend a lot of time just smashin' it."

by sunchynna December 21, 2008

SMASH!

An organisation made up of awesome individuals, each with a heart of gold to match; they are a ceaselessly bunch of hard-working individuals, who are able to go for hours on end without basic necessities (such as food or sleep) on one given day a year (August 7).

Kid: "Mommy, mommy! That girl just saved the doggy from the burning building!"
Mom: "Wow. She must be from SMASH!"

by Legend Waitforit Dary July 11, 2010

smash

Loose change, from the sound of the coins jingling in your pocket. Scottish. Features in the Nintendo game "Smash In My Pocket", a Nintendo iPhone money chasing game, exclusive to Europe and Australia.

Quit jinglin your smash.

by Wheech McGee August 13, 2016

Smash

Smash - adjective - used to describe a female of the attractive nature.

Smash - Verb - to perform an action of the sexual nature.

Smash - adjective:
"Cor, she is smash"

Smash - Verb:

"I'd love to smash her"
"she's gonna get smashed"

Make sense?

by birty's dictionary March 9, 2013

Smashing it

Have sex is the raunchiest non-loving way possible.

"You know, you might not have prostate cancer if you were smashing it more."

by Igniknokt February 8, 2009

SMASH IT

When you show a moment of pure joy and smash your forearms with a friend in a celebratory mode

WOW six flags was awesome !!! SMASH IT!!!

by Shibi7 October 8, 2009

smash

Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.

To have someone on smash.

1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!

1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!

1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.

by kgyasi102 November 27, 2012