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Patty Smacking

To man-handle or otherwise strike a mouthy Irishman.
Ol'Chappy got up in me face about being a Welshman, so I had to do some quick patty smacking.
by Taffy O'Jones January 15, 2008
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smacked ass

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.
act right, you smacked ass.
by Karolyn C July 21, 2005
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Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.
The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Smack House

Meth lab or crack house/drug house. But for heroin
Look at all the needles on the floor In this badass smack house
by Craig$ October 8, 2022
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Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.
Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"
by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010
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smack the pony

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...
by jensvonbustenskjold July 28, 2011
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Van Smack

alias of sports radio host Jim Rome
That is epic! Rack 'em!
by Alex April 8, 2003
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