An unatractive or overwieght famale who dresses or acts as though she is the shiznat when in fact she just looks like a fat ho.
Oh my gulosh what a slumpo, that girl in the short shirt with her belly button pierced and her fat gutt hanging over her tight jeans just bent over in front of that gut so he had to see her fat butt crack and thong hanging out?
by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005
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Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.
Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.
by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009
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Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.
Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.
Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
by homecomer October 18, 2009
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by Ruckus47408 July 13, 2015
Get the Slump dumpster mug.You mange to make it through the first day of a new work week on Monday, and by Tuesday you realize you already used up all your tolerance for working for the man, and the weekend oasis is still far away.
After a Monday of kickin ass and taking names at the salt mine, Brad hit a Tuesday Slump, as he sat in his cubicle with not enough BS left in the tank to even make it to Hump Day, let alone the weekend.
by Larry the Lamb October 2, 2013
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When I was in my late twenties, I was having good luck with all of the hot sorority girls. I got drunk one time and had my way with a fat chick. God damn that Slumpstarter! I haven't had any action in six months.
by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007
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Usually involves the posting of phrases, insults and other bullshit.
Usually involves the posting of phrases, insults and other bullshit.
by Diego November 21, 2003
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