A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.
"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."
"He's totally slow texting you."
by KathleenRuston September 12, 2016
by SouthJumper April 15, 2007
When a group or individual slowly and casually approaches another group or individual from a distance, gaining the attention and curiosity of those being approached. When the approacher(s) get close, they proceed to suddenly and violently beat the shit out of fucking everyone, catching them completely off guard.
Typical behavior while performing the slow rush involves putting one's hood up, covering one's mouth with one hand and letting the other arm hang and move from side to side while walking, leaning slightly forward, and having one's head move around erratically due to scanning for cops in the area. The behavior is noticeably suspicious, but does not alert the victims of the oncoming vicious assault. It serves only to gain the curiosity of the victims so they are drawn in and wonder what in the fuck you are doing.
Opening attacks just as the victims are approached tend to be the sucker punch to the face, the sucker slap to the face, putting the victim in the clinch and then performing repeated running knees to the the gut and groin, judo throwing them to the ground, or explosively tackling them, mounting them, and punching their face.
Typical behavior while performing the slow rush involves putting one's hood up, covering one's mouth with one hand and letting the other arm hang and move from side to side while walking, leaning slightly forward, and having one's head move around erratically due to scanning for cops in the area. The behavior is noticeably suspicious, but does not alert the victims of the oncoming vicious assault. It serves only to gain the curiosity of the victims so they are drawn in and wonder what in the fuck you are doing.
Opening attacks just as the victims are approached tend to be the sucker punch to the face, the sucker slap to the face, putting the victim in the clinch and then performing repeated running knees to the the gut and groin, judo throwing them to the ground, or explosively tackling them, mounting them, and punching their face.
Joe: Yo look at those douchebag kids over there
Jesse: Yeah, let's go slow rush those mother fuckers
Joe + Jesse: *put hoods up*
Joe: Let's do this
Jesse: Yeah, let's go slow rush those mother fuckers
Joe + Jesse: *put hoods up*
Joe: Let's do this
by AHA015 January 11, 2012
slow food is the opposite of fast food. In other words a sit down restaurant of some sort or anything that is not McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Subway, Wendy's, KFC, Blimpie, etc.. You get the point.
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
coined by A. I. 10/22/2008
Bunch of people in the car:
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
Guy1: Man i'm starvin sons!
Guy2: Shit, me too! What you wanna eat?
Guy3: I'm down with whatever, how about some BK?
Guy4: Fuck that shit! I want some slow food for a change. Sit down and relax for a bit you know.
Guy2: Yeah I hear ya brotha. Lets go get some steaks at Mastro's.
by yourmomsboyfriend June 08, 2019
When playing poker the person with the best possible hand takes forever to call an all in. Not nice, generally only done by people who hate each other.
Player 1 has pocket aces
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second
player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second
player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"
by V0b0 December 18, 2009
by Legalliizee April 11, 2009
nickname given to James May of Top Gear on BBC. he earned the title through losing almost all competitions held between the three hosts of the show and for his generally slow driving style.
"Sorry were so slow. James May is driving."- jeremy clarkson
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may
by |STRYKER| August 24, 2006