Slop Musket

It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.

Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.

by Sloppy Tamali June 15, 2020

slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.

Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.

by Redalert423 July 13, 2017

Slopping Off

The female equivalent to jacking off.

I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect

no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night

by Boss_KushOG November 28, 2010

Slop Rocks

Giving head with pop rocks in your mouth.

She gave me that wam bam alakazam kind of slop rocks last night, im ethereal.

by aegic0la May 28, 2022

Slop Rocks

When you get head, but the person giving head has pop rocks in their mouth.

Damn baby I really want me some slop rocks right now fr ong.

by aegic0la June 23, 2022

slop chute

A urinal in a men's rest room.

Hey, man, let me at that slop chute. My back teeth are floating.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Twat Slop

Any fluid that comes out of a womens vagina. Piss, bluod, cum ect.

Gross you got twat slop on my face.

by Sheena Perez December 05, 2008