Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017

sloephia

sloe means slut and a hoe put together added w the name sophia

"god sophia is such a sloe imma call her sloephia"

by sluthoedaddi February 20, 2017

slouch tits

Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.

Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017

slouch

To cease activeness; To make sleep

Wow Braden, you really made that zombie slouch with your nepow glungus.

by PostMalone'sBeard June 27, 2017

Sloochy

Sloochy is a creature well known for its long arms and fingers. It is also accompanied by the face of a sloth, which it wears vacantly. Sloochy can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being: Lanky, pale, vacant, aimless or just an all-round buffoon.

So. I was playing on CoD when the Sloochy came and molested me with it's octopus fingers.

Oh my god. That guy over there is so Sloochy!

by Cotton eye hoe August 31, 2017

shoechebag

Someone who buys goofy looking used shoes for a ridiculous amount of money but won’t admit how ridiculous they actually look because they are surrounded by other shoechebags.

Someone who collects Kanye shoes but can’t stand his music or anything he says but still pays $5000 for Yeezy’s

I saw a shoechebag on YouTube making a video about the proper way to lace Yeezy ‘s

by Baotu December 1, 2017

slowch monkey

A slowch monkey is the opposite of a slaunch donkey. The slowch monkey is a small bass

Dammnnnnnnnnn I just caught the tiniest slowch monkey ever!

by TheogSlowchMonkey April 21, 2018