sleep

Similar to nap, something the aged (people over the age of 25) rarely get enough of because they are doing stupid crap like looking up the definition of it here. Also something that older people find more desirable after the age of 12, i.e. naps which we could have had as kids but were too stupid to realize that later we would pay for them.

49 year old Dave (not his real name) really wanted a nap but work kept interfering with that process as a result sleep was always on his mind.

sleep by Old Wolf November 26, 2011

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Sleep

Something that People do on cam

example look at neals cam oh he is sleeping

Sleep by inspeaks joker September 7, 2013

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Sleep

Metaphorically sleep in ignorance because you obviously need to wake up and realize what your saying or doing is a lie

Boy Who Never Gets Girls: "Guys I got like ten numbers from that party last night"
Friend: "Boy you sleep"

Sleep by murps September 4, 2015

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Sleep

A condition resulting from lack of coffee. People suffering from sleep blank out for hours without remembering anything that has happened and will occasionally experience vivid hallucinations. The best remedy for sleep is to drink more coffee.

(Heads nods down then snaps back up) "Whoa, I almost feel asleep! I need to make some coffee!"

Sleep by KrustyCU March 23, 2016