Taking a dump on the toilet opposite from the traditional way. Its named after A.C. Slater from Saved By The Bell for the way he used to sit in his chair backwards.
When someone walked in on me while I was taking a dump while sitting backwards on the toilet, I casually explained that I was just AC Slatering it up, just like A.C. Slater sat in Saved By The Bell
by Kyle Berry January 13, 2008
Get the A.C. Slater mug.(1) A nation that has received so much crap from other people around the world for being imperfect.
(2) A nation that has adopted indigent children from countries all around the world called immigrants who sought a haven from their home countries for various reasons including economic opportunity that the home country could not convey.
(3) A nation that is so quickly (and wrongly) criticized due to a very small minority of so-called "patriots" consisting of imbeciles arrogant enough to believe they speak for 300,000,000 people and ignorant enough to spread the stereotypes of Americans.
(2) A nation that has adopted indigent children from countries all around the world called immigrants who sought a haven from their home countries for various reasons including economic opportunity that the home country could not convey.
(3) A nation that is so quickly (and wrongly) criticized due to a very small minority of so-called "patriots" consisting of imbeciles arrogant enough to believe they speak for 300,000,000 people and ignorant enough to spread the stereotypes of Americans.
European: "Man, the United States of America sucks!"
Canadian: "I know right?"
American: "Ignorant prick..."
Canadian: "I know right?"
American: "Ignorant prick..."
by flipoccino June 23, 2010
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GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable
Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.
"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."
"I don't," I protested. "I--"
But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.
-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot
We love Paul Slater
-Pfcers
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.
"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."
"I don't," I protested. "I--"
But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.
-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot
We love Paul Slater
-Pfcers
by hellonicious July 7, 2006
Get the Paul Slater mug.Players sit in a circle around a shuffled deck of cards. Each player chooses a card face down and then all players turn their cards over at once. The highest card becomes the Master for that round. The lowest card becomes the Slave. The slave's punishment is based on the suit of their low card:
* Hearts, the slave must have a chug of their drink (or pay the master a dollar).
* Spades, the slave loses one article of clothing.
* Clubs, the master asks a question of the slave and the slave must answer truthfully.
* Diamonds, the master gives the slave a dare.
In the case of a tie for high card, the slave must do their punishment for all masters. In the case of a tie for low card, all slaves perform the punishment on their cards, over-seen by the master. When all cards are tied, all players are slaves to the person on their left, and all players are masters to the person on their left.
If a person refuses their punishment, they are removed from the circle as a "bitch" and placed behind the master in question as a "get out of jail free card" to be used when one wishes to refuse a punishment. "I'm not gonna do that but my bitch will".
If a slave runs out of booze, cash, or clothes, their punishment is automatically converted to a dare.
When all slaves have “performed” for their masters, the next round begins.
* Hearts, the slave must have a chug of their drink (or pay the master a dollar).
* Spades, the slave loses one article of clothing.
* Clubs, the master asks a question of the slave and the slave must answer truthfully.
* Diamonds, the master gives the slave a dare.
In the case of a tie for high card, the slave must do their punishment for all masters. In the case of a tie for low card, all slaves perform the punishment on their cards, over-seen by the master. When all cards are tied, all players are slaves to the person on their left, and all players are masters to the person on their left.
If a person refuses their punishment, they are removed from the circle as a "bitch" and placed behind the master in question as a "get out of jail free card" to be used when one wishes to refuse a punishment. "I'm not gonna do that but my bitch will".
If a slave runs out of booze, cash, or clothes, their punishment is automatically converted to a dare.
When all slaves have “performed” for their masters, the next round begins.
"Oh man! We played Slaves & Masters til like 5 in the morning last night! Poor Jenn wound up going down on three different guys and a girl. She was so wasted!"
by BlueDude42 January 11, 2012
Get the Slaves & Masters mug.One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.
1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
by Sds September 18, 2012
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United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.
To facilitate these business interests they:
- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.
- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.
- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.
- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.
- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.
To facilitate these business interests they:
- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.
- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.
- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.
- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.
- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *
" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*
"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"
*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *
" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*
"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"
*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
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