Slappies

When your bro or a stranger is at an adjacent urinal and needs help with getting the dew off the lilies.

"Hey bro, you need slappies?" "Yeah man, you?" "Yeah." *slaps* *slaps* "Thanks!" "No problem!

by SHTH34D May 26, 2021

Slappy

Another way of calling someone a dummy without being so blunt or without them catching on. Comes from "Slappy the Dummy" a ventriloquist dummy from the series goosebumps.

"Listen slappy, no one asked you for your opinion so why don't you fuck off?"

by dasquidkid January 19, 2020

Slappy Dallas

when a girl puts dip in here mouth and gives you a blowjob

Doo: cmon soup give me one of your special slappy dallas
Soup: ok but you bring the dip and don't tell mcnasty again

by yeetgood October 15, 2020

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Slappy

Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.

(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)

I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA”

Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”

by Billzer duh Killzer October 29, 2018

Slappy

Something my dad does to me

Duuuuuude my dad gave me a bad slappy last night.

by Gooo3769 February 15, 2022