The smartest and best user you'll ever meet. He's so hard that chinks be sending off replacements before he even asks them. Ref god as well as se'ing oc.
No way it's Sinister!! We need to give him our crap before it's too late!
SinisterCreature is my role model..
Wish I was like 'SinisterCreature'.
SinisterCreature is my role model..
Wish I was like 'SinisterCreature'.
by EliteUser123222 October 17, 2019
Get the SinisterCreature mug.A shining wit is a person with a wonderful sense of the comedic, someone who can find the humour in everything and is always keen to see the bright side, going through life with an optimistic and sunny attitude, always ready to crack a joke to cheer his chums and other folk who have the good fortune to be in his presence..
He also does not really exist, so, is in fact the opposite of that. Much as he likes to be known as a shining wit, he is unaware of the fact that his associates refer to him as a shining wit merely to draw attention to the fact that he is such a miserable bastard that anyone who spends time with him usually ends up twitching on the end of a rope owing to induced suicidal tendancies..
In truth, shining wit is the polite spoonerist term for a WHINING SHIT.
He also does not really exist, so, is in fact the opposite of that. Much as he likes to be known as a shining wit, he is unaware of the fact that his associates refer to him as a shining wit merely to draw attention to the fact that he is such a miserable bastard that anyone who spends time with him usually ends up twitching on the end of a rope owing to induced suicidal tendancies..
In truth, shining wit is the polite spoonerist term for a WHINING SHIT.
"I had a date last evening, met a woman and she started crying after we tried to have sex and told me to go.
I couldn't understand it, I had been entertaining her all evening with tales of my ex-wife and our divorce, how she cleaned me out, turned my kids against me and left me penniless and suicidal and how greatful I was to finally meet a woman who was going to make me happy forever and stop me from taking the overdose I was planning to take if the date did not work out..
When she fell face first into her spagbol at 3.30 AM I decided she wanted to go to bed as she was tired, I dragged her upstairs and she seemed willing, but, nothing happened really because I have become impotent..
Then, she woke and seemed to be not so happy as she was when I met her..
Cant understand it, do you think Ill ever meet a good woman?"
Well mate, youre such a Shining Wit, the ladies are sure fall for your charms in the time honoured way.. Just keep taking the blue pills..
I couldn't understand it, I had been entertaining her all evening with tales of my ex-wife and our divorce, how she cleaned me out, turned my kids against me and left me penniless and suicidal and how greatful I was to finally meet a woman who was going to make me happy forever and stop me from taking the overdose I was planning to take if the date did not work out..
When she fell face first into her spagbol at 3.30 AM I decided she wanted to go to bed as she was tired, I dragged her upstairs and she seemed willing, but, nothing happened really because I have become impotent..
Then, she woke and seemed to be not so happy as she was when I met her..
Cant understand it, do you think Ill ever meet a good woman?"
Well mate, youre such a Shining Wit, the ladies are sure fall for your charms in the time honoured way.. Just keep taking the blue pills..
by evalson August 10, 2010
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A super-hyper-uber conservative dumbass redneck moderator who forces his beliefs on everyone else and deflects their opinions. Refuses to believe that animals were not created for our use and attacks anyone who doesn't like Bush. Extremely lock-happy, locking anything "controversial" by his terms.
by Ruki February 8, 2004
Get the Shining Arcanine mug.Supposably a russian word for "hobo". But its better then saying the word shit, and much more fun to say.
Also~Band named after the fun word "The Shinitzkas" with some cool kids like....Spicy Em, T-Roy, Lunchbox (joe the homo), and Knate (the great).
Also~Band named after the fun word "The Shinitzkas" with some cool kids like....Spicy Em, T-Roy, Lunchbox (joe the homo), and Knate (the great).
by KNatethATskatEs January 8, 2005
Get the Shinitzka mug.A situation where a smallish, dried out, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, which in turn causes what one can only refer to as a net of hair that blocks the passage of poop from anus to toilet, leaving a heaping mound of poop suspended in "hair net", making for a very messy situation.
Damn Tyler, I know you called the bathroom right after I pooped, but it was a must that I shower immediately after running into a Sinister D. Hopefully I won't shower shart while I'm in there and prolong the process.
-See shower shart
-See shower shart
by Sinister D March 16, 2009
Get the sinister D mug."Dude, I truly can't talk to you right now. I'm on Facebook looking at cat pics while talking to my mom in "Asian". All about the Shinism.
by Kheat77 June 11, 2018
Get the Shinism mug.Shinia is the baddest, most hype, sexiest, smartest girl ever. She is loyal and treats relationships with respect. She finds the best in everyone and everyone has a crush on her. Shinia’s are usually of mixed race and Shinia’s are also bad too. Like thicc, and beautiful. Everyone likes her and she knows it. Shinia’s are also athletic. Shinia’s also carry the most natural beauty out of everyone. Her RBF is pretty solid too. If you ever come across a Shinia, immediately become acquainted with her....best decision you’ll ever make.
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