Free Skeeter

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

by philthebomb July 21, 2016

A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !

Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.

by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010

dread skeeter

Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.

Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.

by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009

skeeter boys

Junior Joseph and Cody

I love when Sml does a video with the skeeter boys

Yeah those are the best

by Jeffy432- July 23, 2024

skeeter

a stinkin' blood suckin' turd of an insect

"Them skeeters ain't gettin' me today!"

by footlicker69 August 12, 2024

skeeter juice

a fancy man calogne

thank you so much for my skeeter juice, i will smell so good now

"they only want you for your skeeter juice"

by dokterstrangecape February 10, 2021

Skeeter

Someone how has a skid stane on there pants all the time

"hey man did you see that guy it looks like he has a skid stane all the time"

"Ya he is a real skeeter"

by Skeeyster March 17, 2024